How would I describe myself....

Q: What is one word to describe who you are?
A: Hilarious
Q: Why does this word best describe you?
A: Because I'm HILARIOUS
Q: If you were a color, what color would you be?
A: Aqua
Q: Why would you be this color?
A: Because its the color I want my eyes to be
Q: If you could be a car, what car would you be?
A: Red 1964 Convertible Corvair

Q: Why would you want to be this car?
A: Because its the coolest car ever
Q: If you could be on a television show, what show would that be?
A: Wolf's Rain

Q: Why would you want to be on that show?
A: Because it is the best show in the world
Q: If you could have a favorite food every day the rest of your life, what would it be?
A: Tuna Fish Casserole
Q: If you could go shopping at any store and spend as much as you wanted, where would you go and what would you buy?
A: I would go to Hot Topic and I would buy all of the Invader Zim and GIR stuff
Q: If you could stuff yourself with a salty or sweet food until you felt soooo full, what would you eat?
A: Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Q: (Iron Giant's Life) What is your favorite thing to do outside of school?
A: Wander around aimlessly in the desert
Q: (Masterblahwasabi) If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
A: 20 billion sock monkeys
Q: (Cats, Pie and Peter) What is your favorite kind of chip?
A: Tangy Carolina Barbecue
Q: (Sunshine and Rainbows) What is your favorite kind of flower?
A: May Day Lillies

Q: (Heavens and Earth) What would you look like if you were an alien?
A: I would still look like myself, I would just have awesome alien powers
Q:  If you could have any career, what would it be?
A: i would be a marine biologist
Q: If you were a shape, what shape would you be?
A: A circle
Q: If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
A: A cat
Q: Why would you be that animal?
A: Because animals are the most pampered animals in America

All About Me: Questions and Answers

These are multiple questions viewers have asked me to answer in the past. Please enjoy the following questions and answers:


Q. What is your favorite color?
A. Aqua
Q. What is your favorite sport?
A. Flag Football
Q. What is your favorite food?
A. Strawberry Cheesecake

Q. What is your favorite thing to do after school?
A. Play with my cats and hamster
Q. What is your favorite age you've been so far?
A. 3
Q. What is your favorite show to watch?
A. My Wife and Kids and Two and a Half Men
Q. What is your favorite movie right now?
A. Zombieland and Quarantine

Q. What is your favorite item of clothing?
A. Underwear
Q. What is your favorite thing to do on the weekend?
A. Taking long walks to random places
Q. What time do you go to bed on a school night?
A. Whenever I finally fall asleep (between 9 and 10)
Q. If you had $20 in your pocket to spend, what would you buy?
A. Orbeez

Q. What do you think you will ask for for your next birthday?
A. A boy hamster so, I can have baby hamsters
Q. What is your favorite number?
A. 21 (least favorite: 3)
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Skylar because I think that is a pretty name

The Upcoming Grade.......7th Grade....

 As you already know my upcoming grade is the 7th grade!!! The 7th grade is one of the most awesomest grades at my middle school. (besides 6th and 8th) The 7th grade is so awesome at my school because you get the awesomest field trips, teachers, and LUNCH TIMES!!!!!!!!! The field trips are better because we get to go to Peter Piper Pizza and a better chance at going to Washington DC. 

The teachers are a lot funner than the other teachers. They always know how to get the job done and have fun in class. And Finally there lunchtime is the very first lunch so the delicious food choices won't run out. BUT there are also some bad things as well. There is A LOT of pier pressure like things like drugs, the choking game, dating, and other things. Also the kids that you grew up with change and the turn into EVIL LITTLE MONSTERS!!! Now that you know whats a goin on, please comment what grade your going into and how you think it will be like.

Sock Monkeys!!!!!

 Sock Monkeys are the awesomest invention ever since pet rocks. And that's pretty hard to beat! Its also really  really really really really really FUN!!!!! You can sleep with them, and and.... play airplane with them, and and.... have them wave and say bye to people, and and.... annoy the popular people who think there to old for toys, and pretty much whatever else you can think of!!! You can buy lots of sock monkeys at Justice or anywhere else you just might happen to find them. You can also click on the link below to make your very own sock monkey!

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Sock-Monkey

 You will definitely need 1 pair or 2 identical socks that will construct the sock monkey. Your sock monkey is meant to be a life time companion for you and generations to come. Here are pictures of some sock monkeys that other people have made.

Now remember sock monkeys are wonderful pals! Comment in the comment box how your sock monkey turned out.

My favorite room in my room is........

MY ROOM!!!!! My room is the perfect chilaxing zone for me. I can personally do whatever I want in there any time I want to do it. My favorite hidey-hole in my bedroom is inside my closet. That's my favorite spot because I can have complete silent and I can see my TV from there.

I also have a cellphone that has internet on it so I am pretty much set for life with the occasional buying of the food and going to the bathroom. The only other thing I really need is a mini fridge so I can keep my food refrigerated and a microwave to cook or heat up my food.

I also would want my cats to keep me company. I would do this because I get very lonely very often. Here is a picture of my cat Orange.

If I were invisible...

If I were invisible I would do all kinds of things. Things I would do are go to Disneyland for free, touch my cat and watch her get freaked out, and tickle my friend and watch them laugh in front of a large audience.

I'd go to Disneyland because IT'S DISNEYLAND!!!!! I would cut everyone in line and go on all the rides for free. More specifically I would go to splash mountain, space mountain, grizzly river run, and california screamin. Those are my favorite rides so of course I would go there.

I'd also go and poke my cat. She already gets freaked out when I poke her and she doesn't see me but when I keep poking her in the same spot and she can't see me she will get so scared and I will laugh so hard.

Finally I'd go and tickle my friend in front of a bunch of people. I'd do that because everyone else will think my friend is a freak.

Now tell me what you would do if you were invisible?

The Caveman's Wallet

Long long ago in Rock Vegas, Rockvada, a caveman named Bill walked the streets of Rock Vegas with a club in his hand. He was particularly hungry at the moment and he had a whole lot of money in his wallet. Little did he know that his wallet has vanished. 

He stopped in front of Gravel Garden and he thought, “This will be the perfect place to eat.” And so he went in and grabbed a seat. The waiter asked “what would you like to drink.” “Rock Tea please”, Bill replied. It took a little while for his rock tea to get there but when it did the waiter asked him “what would you like to eat?” Bill said, “The most expensive thing you have.” The waiter came back with Rock Flambe. Bill thought his meal was cold and chewy so no tip for the waiter. 

The waiter came by once more to bring Bill his bill. Bill reached for his wallet that he thought was in his back pocket. No wallet. He tried to feel for it in his other pockets as well but he couldn’t find his wallet. He told the waiter that he had misplaced his wallet and the waiter said “ Well well well, I guess you’ll just have to work for your food then.” 

Thus Bill went in the kitchen and he did 17 loads of dishes. After all the dishes were done and his hands all nice and pruny he went back to his hotel room to find his wallet, filled with cash, sitting on the bottom of his bed, waiting for Bill’s return. 


Comment how you liked my story and write your own story about a caveman.