The Caveman's Wallet

Long long ago in Rock Vegas, Rockvada, a caveman named Bill walked the streets of Rock Vegas with a club in his hand. He was particularly hungry at the moment and he had a whole lot of money in his wallet. Little did he know that his wallet has vanished. 

He stopped in front of Gravel Garden and he thought, “This will be the perfect place to eat.” And so he went in and grabbed a seat. The waiter asked “what would you like to drink.” “Rock Tea please”, Bill replied. It took a little while for his rock tea to get there but when it did the waiter asked him “what would you like to eat?” Bill said, “The most expensive thing you have.” The waiter came back with Rock Flambe. Bill thought his meal was cold and chewy so no tip for the waiter. 

The waiter came by once more to bring Bill his bill. Bill reached for his wallet that he thought was in his back pocket. No wallet. He tried to feel for it in his other pockets as well but he couldn’t find his wallet. He told the waiter that he had misplaced his wallet and the waiter said “ Well well well, I guess you’ll just have to work for your food then.” 

Thus Bill went in the kitchen and he did 17 loads of dishes. After all the dishes were done and his hands all nice and pruny he went back to his hotel room to find his wallet, filled with cash, sitting on the bottom of his bed, waiting for Bill’s return. 


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