You see, this cat was quite the theft. He would collect the spare change he found in the sofa, and hide it in his cozy, cuddly crate he had at home. His "parents" decided to take a trip to Las Vegas and take him along. While they were out playing at Circus, Circus, the cat tucked all the coins from his crate under his collar, and headed into the casino. He spent only 5 minutes at the quarter machine, and won ONE MILLION DOLLARS! By this time he was so hungry, he followed his nose to the casino's buffet, crawled under the table, and ate, and ate, and ate all the things people dropped. There he lay, so content, with all his winnings, and his belly full
Well, let me tell you how.
ReplyDeleteYou see, this cat was quite the theft. He would collect the spare change he found in the sofa, and hide it in his cozy, cuddly crate he had at home. His "parents" decided to take a trip to Las Vegas and take him along. While they were out playing at Circus, Circus, the cat tucked all the coins from his crate under his collar, and headed into the casino. He spent only 5 minutes at the quarter machine, and won ONE MILLION DOLLARS! By this time he was so hungry, he followed his nose to the casino's buffet, crawled under the table, and ate, and ate, and ate all the things people dropped. There he lay, so content, with all his winnings, and his belly full
Wow. That is probably the wierdest story I ever heard.
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous :(